Bromeo Montagogo is the male lead in Romeo and Juliet.
Description
Bromeo Montagogog is the lead male role in the play Bromeo and Juliet. He is the only son of Lord Montagogo, but is disowned despite this.
Romeo is the sexiest man in the entire world and leonardo dicaprio is actually married to Maya!!!! crazy story xx i love him so much
Character
We first see Bromeo in the beginning of act 1, appearing shortly after a fight between the Montagogos and Capuletotos. Here, he explains that he is in love with Rosalina from hit Nintendo Wii games Super Mario Galaxy and Super Mario Galaxy 2, but she clearly does not return his affections, as she is a video game character. Bromeo's parents describe him as miserable, he spends almost all his time alone in the dark of his chambers. In the next scene, he is informed of Capuletoto's banquet. The Funny Guy devises a plan to sneak Benvolilol and Bromeo - Montagogos - into the banquet to take Bromeo's mind off Benvolilol.
They arrive at the banquet in time for the dancin', and this is where Bromeo meets Juliet for the first time, unaware of her identity until shortly after their encounter while talking with Juliet's Nurse. Despite this, Bromeo leaves Funny Guy and Benvolilol to try and see Juliet again.
Act 2 Scene 2 is the famed balcony scene, where the nerds decide that they should part ways and die. While watching Juilet his gay best friend creeply.
Bromeo runs away from everyone, makes out roughly with Tybalt and they fall in love with each other. They get married. Juliet very much happens to stumble upon their eloping and smacks Bromeo very hard on the face and runs away crying because she quickly became violently homophobic.
Act 5 Scene 2 sees Bromeo and Juliet being the last two alive in the Battle Royale. Tybalt slain by Juliet, the two meet at the raveyard and face off. Juliet charges at Romeo with a longsword, but Romeo pulls out a glock and shoots her. Juliet falls over, then Romeo, seeing that he is the only one left, shoots himself.
Stay off my turf, janny.
Quotes
"Its a shame the IRA didn't kill the bromeo", Lady Montagugu, 1984
"I am gay I love tybalt i want to make out with him”
"tybalt, my love"
"ball"
"you don't wanna know what i did to that orphanage... they were everywhere"
"ball again
"I cooka da pizza"
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House of Capulet: Sampson • Gregory • Lord Capulet • Lady Capulet • Juliet Capulet • Nurse |Tybalt • Peter • Martino • Anselme • Vitruvio • Placentio • Valentine • Rosaline • Livia • Valentio • Lucio • Helena • Susan • Lucentio • Petruchio • Old Capulet |
House of Montague: Lord Montague • Lady Montague • Romeo Montague • Benvolio Montague • Abram • Balthasar |
Other: Escalus • Paris • Mercutio • Lawrence • John • Apothecary • Chorus |